Lacey needs... (a knock-off of "Lindsey needs...")

• Lacey needs to be forever remembered as groundbreaking television.
• Lacey needs a crate that she can stand up in, turn around in and lie down stretched out.
  
• Lacey needs horse boarding in exchange for barn help.
• Lacey needs to settle water issues.
• Lacey needs a stronger tax base, plus the creation of additional jobs.
• Lacey's needs are met in a moments notice.
• Lacey needs to pay her phone bill.
• Lacey needs an intermediate to advanced rider who can and will take her to the top.

Good stuff. That entertained me for a whole five minutes.