Disappointed times a thousand.

So I just took the "Odds of Marriage" quiz. Would you like to know what my odds of getting married are? 24%. TWENTY-FOUR PER-FREAKIN-CENT. I am so disheartened. Take the test, I hope you have better luck than me.

So in a few years from now when I am alone at all of your wedding receptions, sitting at a table (alone), eating excessive amounts of cake (alone), not dancing with anyone (because I'm alone), you won't be surprised because you will have known since October 17, 2006 that Lacey only has a 24% chance of getting married.